Anonymous asked: Theres an alternate universe you who supports trump
untexting answered:
no tf there isn’t
1969 Alka Seltzer “Spicy Meatball” Commercial
Honestly I’ve heard this parodied so much but I’ve never seen the source
I didn’t even know it was a commercial I just thought it was a joke at Italians.
Why aren’t todays commercials like this
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everytime we touch
did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words
can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real
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*makes fun of hot topic while in hot topic with the intention of buying something from hot topic*
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how much it costs a trans person to physically transition:
$7000-$50000+
how much it costs you to respect a trans person regardless if they have physically transitioned or not:
$0
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How are you, a non-Muslim going to tell a Muslim that the reason she wears a hijab is because she’s forced to, then tell her to research it?
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If ya girl sends u saucy pics and u don’t respond in all caps and heart eyes then ur ass don’t deserve saucy pics
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teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable
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Anonymous asked: what is the meaning behind your url?
glassbonespaperskin answered:
my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
outrageously good looking family
Can I date a family?
I mean…shit good question…
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I love this post so much
my hand slipped
with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”
I am re-reblogging just because that was so good
I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.
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Some men won’t use emojis because they consider it feminine like could you imagine wanting to hold on to masculinity so desperately
In high school one of my guy friends said, “I wish I were a girl so I could use an umbrella.”
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